Just heard a guy discussing with someone else the amazing blow job you gave him. I’m in New York. Over 2 hours away from where you live. I have never been more proud.
i cant get the smell of ass out of my nose
I'm watching ellen!
just because im gay does not mean you need to notify me every time you watch the ellen degeneres show
I'd suck anything for a pizza right now
I walked up to a girl in a bar, and all I was capable of doing was taking my beer and bumping it up to hers. While doing so, all I could say was "Bud Light". She walked away.
Internet sex stories have completely ruined the word sopping for me.
Just saw my father's penis. Don't know what to say.
Also, last night I had a dream that I was in a victoria's secret fashion show and they made me wear a t-shirt over my lingerie. Spring dieting begins now.
ugh he was not leaving in the morning so i tried to scare him by crying and saying i wasnt ready to lose my virginity.
I swear, he has the body awareness of an acid-tripping quadriplegic.
Was my shirt on fire at any point last night? Because I'm fairly sure my shirt was on fire.
He got kicked out 3 times. I have no idea how he kept getting back in. I saw him walking on the highway the next morning.
Both our collective sex appeal dies once someone cums on a snuggie kayla
Apparently the cops had to handcuff me in order to get me to come with to the hospital with them. They asked me if I had had any experience with handcuffs before and I replied, "Only in bed." What a life
I just Spray tanned myself while high as fuck its either going to look like a work of art or terrible graffiti
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