whats a polygalesbian?
lesbian polygamists..duh.
I have now ridden the bus with a ninja, a samurai and Jesus. Who says the bus is for losers.
I don't know what kind of drugs you were on last night but you kept trying to highlight my face because you said I was important
you went into starbucks asked for a mocha "on the rocks"
My piss changed color midstream. Think that means I have a 50/50 chance of passing the test?
you just kept yelling "siddle that plaza" til the cab driver said it back...
Last comment. I know of no exercises, diets or practices out there to help keeping balls young and healthy. They simply succumb to gravity.
I'm FaceTiming Pizza Hut.
He hasn't texted me back since last week when we sexted. I think telling him I wanted to choke him with chains was a bit much for our first time.
Your clever response has earned you a blow job this week
She is still out of it but keeps saying ur name she said to tell u dinosaurs aren't real but biscuit with a z made bad choices
Just because your drunk doesn't mean you can stick your dick in the snow. Just a FYI
I promised her before I left that I'd make good choices and then got drunk and fucked my best friend and her boyfriend.
you can see where the duct tape was on my nipple
Optimism doesn't exist before 2pm nor do any other emotions.
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