dude i just saw the hottest 13 year old but she was kinda ghetto.
How's your Sunday morning ritual of shitting and throwing up at the same time going?
tequila makes me forget i have legs
you have no chance. her best friend is a human abstinence poster.
Apparently I had an idea for a cooking show and then proceeded to throw cookies at people.
as she was beating the hell out of his ex, she screamed prison rules, and smashed her head with a beer bottle. I'm oddly afraid yet so attracted to her now.
you flashed my boyfriend last night so i tackled you to the floor. you may be a bit sore.
True life. I have to get a nose job due to a deviated septum from blowing coke. Thank you college.
You have to understand, he didn't so much come out of the closet as he backflipped out of it with an accompanying marching band.
I don't know how I'm going to know it's her, I only know what she looks like with a wig on
SHE COULD ALREADY BE HERE AND I WOULDN'T EVEN KNOW
Wanna show up on a guy's doorstep and punch him in the balls for me? At least this one isn't a cop.
He had really great hair, but he told me he's been in a psych ward three times. I mean I know I'm a psych major, but that's too much.
It was one of those "how did I get to my bed and what am I wearing" mornings.
I've literally exhausted all the videos on pornhub. It took like 4 years, but I've done it. I did that quicker than I finished college
FYI, his "son" is a Chihuahua.
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