Its only 8 and she is already passed out
Perfect here is wht u do. Gently slip your index middle and ring finger into her butt hole but gently u dont wnt to wake her..let me know when ur ready for step 2
can you explain to me why you commented on every one of my profile pics with "tits and beer ftw" please and thank you.
Its like we are women, and boise state is a gangster rap song. This game is degrading
And then like 10 minutes later they were taking a bath together. HOW DOES HE DO IT.
I mean its not the first time I passed out drunk at barnes and noble.
his blanket is still in the back seat of my car, its like a constant reminder of his small penis
2011 senior yearbook drinking game. we're taking a shot whenever some dumbass uses that quote about how life isn't isn't about the breaths you take, but the moments that take your breath away. also that retarded wayne gretzky one about missing shots you don't take.
why is it ever time u get laid i end up having to clean something twice? you have no idea how hard it is to wash smugged ass cheeks off the counter
there not mine if that helps
You got the whole drunk bus to sing, "In The Jungle" while conducting with your glowsticks.
the cashier ate half of our fries before she gave them to us so i think it's safe to say they don't do drug testing there
Went to night shots with Kayla... she punched this guy and I got his friends number. Not sure if she's the best or worst wingman ever.
I mean of all the things to be cockblocked by, Taco Bell is pretty high on the list
Whats a polite way to say 'if you havent put on a freshman 15 i would like to see you during break'?
Would an open wound count as good sex or bad sex?
True college students do jello shots in the library
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