My nephew just came out playing with my moms vibrator.
i just woke up in the hallway. not my hallway. i officially raise my hand to be DD next week.
I discovered the grieving process is shock, denial, anger...and then something about drinking until you puke on yourself
Found a cheerleading trophy in my shower this morning. Explain.
I was relieved after I found the unopened condom in my pocket. Then I found the open one in the other pocket..
See this is what happens when we don't have sex everyday
I had to brake up with him.
In my experience drinking helps.
You dont want to know why?
Not really. I want to drink.
Just start grabbing cocks. It can't go wrong! Just say you thought you knew him and wanted to check.
You asked me if you had to go downstairs to get upstairs. And then you forgot where you were.
He can keep it, but if he asks for anything else i'm just going to start pissing on things.
I was gonna respond but i couldnt figure out a way to rearrange 'fuck his brains out' to sound grammatically correct
I cannot believe all 4 of us had sex at the same time, in the same bed... And it didn't turn into a foursome..
just stepped out my front door and let the wind dry my naked body because I was too lazy to go search for a clean towel that may not even exist. I could live like this forever
yeah we're all naked, and I think we just shaved Chad.
OH DEAR GOD IT GOT IN MY MOUTH AGAIN HELP
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