Milquetoast, coolest word ever.
I learned the names of so many hookups when they read them at graduation
at least he lost his v-card with a bang... or should i say the clap.
He invited you over for Super Sexy Saturday and Cosmos... I'm pretty sure that's gay
she's throwing things again.. almost stabbed herself in the eye with a fork.
He will not just "come" out of the closet. He will fall out, 69ing me, with two fingers in his starving asshole, wearing cum splattered lady gaga sunglasses, weeping.
That was the greatest thing i have ever read.
Did you just send me an ass picture with a quote from the lion king?
What are you gonna do about it?
I just watched two grown men tickle-fight. Just glorious. No words.
How's dinner? Come here? You can bring your boyfriend if you're ok leaving without him
I swear to god if you eat that last piece of pie while I'm gone I will never speak to you again. I'm so serious.
I just wanna get drunk and go sledding in my kayak
How high were you when you left that message, cause you made honest-to-God, credible seal noises.
Haha just talked to the dude you bit on Thursday. He has been growing a beard to hide the bruising....
Like people our age are getting engaged, and I’m out here spooning with a giant unicorn I bought at Walmart on Black Friday.
so he'll eat food out of a dumpster but he won't lick your ass?
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