dude, the reading rainbow guy was just talking to a HOLOGRAM
Are you sure you're not watching Star Trek?
wait... oh
ignore voicemail. the cock hath been unblocked.
at what point did putting a bag of doritos in the freezer seem like a really good idea?
I puked in the coffee maker. I wouldn't make coffee tomorrow morning if I were you
oh but the power of the cock will take you to places you never been..i flew to hawaii once to sleep witha chick
Srsly this has gone to far. Just broke my nose on the toilet. College bars.
hes out at the street wearing a tophat and a monocole and carrying a cane and greeting every car that drives by
he just went across the street and into someones house and we could hear him inviting them over from the front porch
Dude, this guy showed up with a 40 and stayed for two days. I want that lack of responsibility
Heard puking from next door. Looks like the third floor won't be any different than the second.
Listen to me plotting my whoredom.
Well tech shes born nov 12, but since her head was out on the 11th, she claims both days as her birthday
I know he's not here, but I can still see him. I found some of my old stash and its good shit so its expected to see sunlight at night and scary llama men. Midgets or otherwise.
Because that's what you do with poop. You expect the worst.
To shove my foot up anybody ass who tries to start shit. I'm not takin shit this year. That and I wanna volunteer somewhere to help make a difference
Got home & pissed on my moms carpet like a bear in the woods. I woke up to a picture message with me passed out on the floor with my pants down & hands covering my face. I've had an awkward week
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