i was shrooming and she was sobbing. i was trying to be sympathetic, but i could see the veins working like worms under her skin. and then her face stripped down to the muscle.
what was she crying about?
i wanna say it was the lack of skin on her face but maybe she lost her job.
Its not like he dircectly choose a cheeseburger over sex, it was more like I said seductively "I really appreciate this and I'm going to make it up to you anyway I can" and he replied "i want a bacon cheeseburger"
i guess he just knew i was going to sleep with him either way
How was dinner with ur grandparents?
I was really blazed and scared they'd catch me, so when they asked about my day I was concentrating really hard on not saying smoking that instead I honestly said "Well, I had sex on your pool table, Nana."
hey dude i know youre in the next room but me and your sister need a condom, got any i could borrow?
she gave me one of her senior pics and told me specifically to give it to you. In other words she still wants to suck your dick.
She really thought E.D. was a sexually position.
First night in the new apartment. There are 12 people here i don't know, Tequila, and a crying girl locked in our bathroom. I think the apartment christening is complete.
He's trying to row the canoe up my front yard like he is Lewis and Clark.
I feel like I owe it to them to wear pants.
I woke up at 4 am to my roomate peeing all over my clean laundry. He thought he was in the bathroom and yelled at me for being in the bathroom with him while he was peeing.
I just found your ripped underwear on my chandelier. Care to explain?
I thought about mashed potatoes the whole way home
well it was great until i saw his anime body pillow
Would I do it again? Probably not but still,I don't regret a single ratchet thing I've done in college.
u ever get horny for food. i ordered a bunch of crepes and its doin it 4 me
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