Where??
Against the wall. In corner. Only gave him head though don't worry
getting your period on valentines day is like an extra little fuck you, now you REALLY have no chance of sex tonight.
You are like a prophet. It's amazing how many people you convince to be lesbians.
we cant have a funnel and a dog. thats a lot of responsibility
i wish i coudl send you meat via computure
i want to find a way to basically assault his face with my vagina.
Just tell your wife to stay in the car because you are self conscious about drinking infront of her. Now you have a DD AND we can still have a good time.
I just couldn't load the family groceries on to the same seat where I had sex 12 hours ago.
I feel like this has turned into my work. But if I get paid sitting under a desk, that's perfectly fine with me.
She sprained her ankle last night trying to flash me.
I'm just gonna go with where the wind takes me. if it takes me to his dick, so be it.
Literally the only clue I have to try and figure out my blackout adventures is a draft on twitter that just says "Mummies alive!"
It’s just hard to believe you really care about me when u haven’t touched my dick in 2 months
we bonded over knowing every word to freaky gurl by gucci mane so it’s kinda starting to make sense why I gave him head in his cul de sac
You lost to your mom AND grandma in beer pong last night. pretty sure that constitutes a retirement from the sport
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