If it makes you feel any better I'm plucking my mustahce and drinking. Alone.
She was wearing a "Got Beer" hat and your bed had necco wafers all over it the next morning. Another story for the grandkids.
There was a picture of him proposing on the night stand and their dog watched, but I can't help myself, his dick is just so perfect.
I have no idea what's going on.... I just want to wear my horse sweatshirt and drink vodka.
He said I was the "egg mcmuffin" of blowjobs. I'm flattered.
I realized last night, I never talk dirty in German during sex. How much wasted potential is that?
Its not the fact that i woke up wearing a tutu that bugs me its the fact that i have 75 photos of me wearing a tutu on facebook
Stop trying to get a gf and raw dog some forest beasts like sasquatch
All of the hungover. I've changed not showered but can't quite make it to the booze.
WE'RE IN THE RED ZONE PLAY THRU THE PAIN
Does it still count as a valentine if it's drunk phone sex at 3 in the morning
well considering the guy who just delivered my cookies had to console me as i had a mental breakdown in front of him i'd say i'm 4/10 right now, thank you
Yes, if by 'finishing my business' you mean vomiting in her bathtub and losing my watch.
I think that maybe Alyssa may of had too much to drink. is it normal for her to straddle random people in quizno's?
...I just added shower water to my vodka on ice\n#sendhelp
if I was a good friend this would be the time that i would remind you that you have a boyfriend
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