There was a point where some of my friends attempted 'moi's', which stands for makeout on introduction.
It involved going up to women and very aggressively trying to make out with them upon meeting them
Surprisingly the success rate was exceedingly high
gavin joseph was born around 1 oclock 9lbs 12oz... over 21 inches long
Thats what she said
It was like a spaceship landed and 1000s of hipsters filled up the park
I think you missed the wrong class. Im pretty sure we were taught how to buy cocaine.
A piece of cheeseburger just fell between my tits. Consider this a "wish you were here" postcard.
Regular drunk falling on flat ground did not prepare me for drunk falling into a pile of firewood.
The shit show didn't end. it just relocated itself to my apartment instead of yours.
you also need to get my treadmill fixed.
Yes she scared me. She had NIPPLE CLAMPS ATTACHED TO A STUN GUN.
It was incredible. For as long as I live, I will gladly drop whatever I'm doing and spend a night with her face between my legs ANY time she asks.
I am decidedly straight, but I'll write it into my wedding vows if I have to.
Sorry about the picture of wills balls via snapchat last night btw
I need to mount that unicorn and turn him into a full blown steed.
I'm glad I can share my workout progress with you via my nudes
What's a nice way of saying 'I wish I hadn't fucked you.'
You passed out in my backseat like a legitimate infant. A really drunk, really horny infant
my personal favorite... An "I'm sorry you broke your finger and cant play sports for awhile" blowjob!
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