So is it bad that I'm using this 21 year old for his hot bod and utter naivety?
No its what 21 year olds are made for
it was like playing where's waldo with your underwear
I can handle NPR. I speak hippie. I took it in college.
Sorry for trying to force you and Robert to make out. I didn't realize how awkward it was until I woke up today.
In the sauna. Drunk. When I close my eyes I think I'm a dog. Is that wrong?
I've officially done it all, fucked a girl wearing a twister board. ABC parties are amazing!
Plus it's a good way to scope out guys. Have them fight for you, like real males do in nature.
Having boobs is probably the greatest thing in the world, free booze all around
he was like "can i get a kiss" and i was like "can i get a taco"
Who's the easier target... Bandages on the knees, tramp stamp, or bra showing? Not in the mood to work for it tonight.
the quiet that you are hearing is a silent suggestion that you should go fuck yourself
I feel like I should have held a press conference. The state of my vagina
I'm concerned I may die tonight. All I've been told about my bday shenanigans is to bring slutty clothes, a bikini, tylenol, sunglasses and pjs. Tell me what the fuck is going on...now
bring lube too
i hate all of you
Just finished 151. Eating nutella off a spoon. Bring condoms.
He adjusted my bra straps while I blew him.
Randomize
