Yeah, she'd be cute...but she has faith. It's a problem down south.
I just saw a guy in the gym riding the bicycle while watching baseball and dipping.
This is getting ridiculous. See/touch her boobs=good day. Not see/not touch her boobs=bad day. I am legitimately depressed over the lack of tits in my hands right now.
i feel like this needs to be a 'lose some teeth' kind of weekend.
allie, at least he made an effort and braided his goatee.
Let me shower first- i smell like sex and rock climbing (not so sure how that happened)
They conduct scientific research memoirs about what sort of shit happened last night after I ate those cookies.
My liver and I thought we knew what we signed up for. We were wrong.
Your heart is a swirling cauldron of blackness that does not pump blood but rather a sludgey mixture of evil and broken dreams.
I DONT UNDERSTAND NIPPLES. THEY JUST POP OUT FOR NO REASON
Well somebody's had a rough day, nipple-wise
The 4th is next week. If we don't get to a new level of high, we will be letting down George Washington.
I'm on my way back with the wine... And a puppy. It was free.
As much as my throat was opened up this weekend, you'd think I wouldn't nearly choke on a damn almond.
Instead of saying hi she asked if she could touch your dick through your ski bib and NOW I understand why you wore it to the bars
i'm trying not to stalk him on facebook
i gave in
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