i'm in hospital, i have an exam in 3 hours and the man in the cubicle next to me is doing a noisy poo. this has to get better.
Just bored and untired. I want to be in Austin. At college. Drinking someone elses alcohol. Am I asking too much of life?
I just saw a guy in the gym riding the bicycle while watching baseball and dipping.
either she was really happy we won flip cup, or she was too drunk to notice her boyfriend behind her.
I just got a booty call..Its 6 pm..a brave attempt to climb the rotation ladder..I like his ambition.
Wrote my name backwards on the test and asked for extra credit points. Late start booze days are my new favorite thing.
hey fuckhead. when i said not to grow shrooms in our apartment, that didn't mean "yea, sure. grow shrooms in our apartment"
I ended up at home with a random bird sculpture and flowers
In 2009 his now husband dressed in a sailor onesie and heels for pride so he needs to REMEMBER how to party
What the matter? A girl can't play some Super Mario without being accused of being high?
Let go out that Thursday night!
Yess sounds good, I have to go turn myself in the next day because what happened last Friday.
sorry for showing your butt to the bar
sorry for licking your cheek
We never leave a bad bitch behind. its a party foul..we'll find you somehow
I don't know if I'm dying or this is just a mild inconvenience
Stacy lit a fart and burn half of the couch down before we can put the Flames out. Bring your truck.
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