none of my boyfriends are responding right now, I thought I had enough to avoid this problem
I asked my mother if she peed on that chair, she said "not bad" There is no good level of pee on a chair.
there's a lady drinking out of a red cup in class. HAPPY FRIDAY
Everything is bigger in Texas. Including Colt's vagina.
Just tell your wife to stay in the car because you are self conscious about drinking infront of her. Now you have a DD AND we can still have a good time.
She acts like a 3 year old but with fantastic tits. This girl is the reason women are objectified
I'm still in my ugly sweater and underwear drinking coffee next to a plate of assorted treats we stole from the party. I got a new sweater by the way, its shoulderpad-y and looks like a news anchor got thrown up on by Liberace. I'm pretty proud.
I only see on penis in this picture but I assume there is another lurking out of sight.
Man, I want to make his penis a sandwich.
That happens a lot to the people around me. It's like I'm radioactive but instead of cancer, you get desensitized to the word cunt
I don't know what song to play at my bong's funeral!
She's in it for that fear factor ya'll. Obsession and stalking or nothing.
Come over. We have half a bottle of jumbo champagne left and no boyfriends to slow us down
I woke up at her place in a kids bed hearing Sesame Street. She doesn't have kids!
This is the difference between me and him; he buys you flowers, I buy you a dildo
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