Encyclopedia Brown and the case of the missing condom.
I hope Brown isn't a clue to its whereabouts.
dude sorry about putting my finger in your butt last nite i was wasted and thought it was mine
So how do we make 4/20 better than every other day we are stoned?
Um he just came into the kitchen naked to get her purse or something?
You missed out on a serious adventure. Cops were called. We put a chicken in someones house.
Apple trackpads and semen don't mix. On the way to the Apple Store.
You poured your drink on yourself and then said "it's not a party until I'm wet"
I could hear them screwing through my bedroom wall again this morning, so I started beat boxing to the tempo.
Hangover or death. Death. I'll have a slice of death please.
Wrapped in a blanket, just ate a whole party pizza. All my dreams are coming true and you don't even care.
i wish i just like had a pee bag attached to me and i could just go whenever i want wherever i want
I can always see lesbian subplot. It's my hero ability.
Just sitting here contemplating the meaning of life.
So you're drunk waiting for the bus.
I was randomly pulled aside to have my bag checked. It had 50 condoms in it.
I have a dinner date combo blowjob event with Tristan tonight.
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