Michelle Duggar likes to fuuuuck
girl in the front row yawned. double jointed jaw. i know where i'll be sitting next class
That reminds me...we need to get swords
He ended up walking out of his bedroom and told me to look at the nonexistent fire he was holding in his hand. Im upset I didn't take those shrooms.
Would you be offended if I asked you to smoke a blunt with me while I pooped?
I feel like everything in this room is sweating
I posted my balls on ericas instagram. It got 17 likes.
I NEED YOU TO TELL ME ITS OKAY TO BE THIS HIGH
Yes
O.K.
Is it counter productive to ride on my exercise bike with a cocktail in hand?
HOLY SHIT. I JUST FOUND OUT THAT THE KARL/RORY BASEBALL FIGHT THAT RORY LOST WAS 2 YEARS AGO TODAY. RIP KARL'S DICK.
It's finals week and I'm halfway done with this bag of wine and don't plan on stopping. Say goodbye to my GPA
You need to get out of there before he falls in love with you.
Well that didn’t go as expected.
I mean, it ended in you giving each of them a blowjob, so it kinda did.
We got to the hospital and the girls who caused the accident had already added you on facebook.
Please stop calling me a pterodactyl during sex. It only happens when you're drunk, but still.
Randomize
