He was dressed in cheap leather and smelled like death.
Ha i know. My vag can't go too crazy for a boy halfway across the country. It doesn't have that good of range
Jeremys mom is here. I gave her mad jello shots and now were griding. ima give it to her: ultimate payback for him fucking my gf.
i'm going through the NYU 2014 group looking for future drunken hookups. too slutty?
yeah but it's new years. they should arrest people for being sober that day.
I thought she was being abused so tried to go in at the sympathy angle, but the bruises were from pole dancing. I went in at all angles.
BEST FEELING EVER: Standing in a hot fucking shower, while super baked, while eating a cookie.
You eat cookies in the shower?
I pretty much landed into this relationship penis first
I can't leave your house without my underwear spending the night.
Riding the train home at 6 am for class still drunk is losing its novelty in my junior year
He is currently in a meeting and I am sexting him in Italian
And he's using Google translate to reply. Who says cross country relationships can't be fun?
He hasn't responded in 6 hours and the last thing he sent me was a picture of 7 grams of coke. I'm getting kinda worried
Just got caught by my boss looking at porn on the work computer & he decided to utilize this time to look with me. Not sure if this is good or bad.
I’m literally lecturing this class on professionalism, while my body is undoubtably covered in leftover cum from last night. I’m a fucking role model.
I just bought a slurpee and condoms. God bless America.
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