he wouldn't shut up and let me sleep
yeah i got into a fight with my man last night
why can't men just shut up and put out?
The police are arresting two women who got in a fight for the last Twilight DVD at Best Buy. Classic.
I heard a loud ass thump and then I saw both dogs coming around the corner.... Without him. I went to check out what happened and the dogs apparently pulled him down onto his face, knocking him out.
Thank you as well. My penis is starting a slow-clap right now.
So I met my girlfriends dad last night. Or should I say I re-met that mall cop that had to tackle me.
I have reverted to folding laundry while watching porn. how much sadder can my life get?
I hear sloppy seconds go great with fried rice
Did the vodka turn my hair yellow or did something else happen last night?
I just woke up under my desk. Not to worry though, no one is in the office yet
Why is the clock ticking so loud? Now I know how Captain Hook feels.
I seriously have her in my phone as "Legit 8"...even I'm surprised
He had a step stool to get in to his bed!
Are you opposed to me trying out your penis?
As a home can we vote to stab Peter?
She made me baby bird juul smoke to her while we were fucking
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