She's the rare girl who loses weight and gets uglier.
We all have a cross to bear. Yours just happens to be attracting gay men.
Fuck, now I'm not only the other woman, but the pregnant one
I will probably be peed on at some point today.
Second day of summer classes and i already got this girl to send me nudes during class
that is WHY your in summer classes
worth it
They shoved things up my nose I feel violated
So the bartender tried kicking me out but i screamed im an RA you cant kick me out
Is selling savings bonds for acid money something a normal person does?
You were so stoked after landing that flip that you dropped acid with three random guys without hesitation
he accidentally put it in my ass, i liked it but didn't tell him that and "accidentally" took his weed.
Can't find my wig, my underwear, or my dignity. Halloween 2016
I'm sorry, I'm tired, I can't play long distance cockblock anymore. Good night don't get too pregnant.
How much weed can I reasonably smoke now if I have to leave for work in a bit over an hour
Like if I exploded right now there would be cum and fajitas everywhere.
Let me set the mood for you. Do you remember Britney Spears in her Hit Me Baby One More Time era? Well I just fucked this college girl I shit you not her name is Persephone and she looks exactly like Britney Spears back when she was hot. I might be in love.
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