Grinding on my ninth grade teacher. Dreams really do come true
i barfeds in our rink
I figure if he loans me money i only owe him sex for the rest of the summer before i pay him back, right?
i have a feeling he has a nice dick. i can just sense it.
Just taught my suite how to queef. I feel like i'm back in 9th grade!
once my pubes got caught on her snaggletooth it was all downhill from there
I think its only fitting my first purchase with my student loan is a glass pipe? I think ill name it 'Subsidized'
woke up laying on an empty pizza box and some guy was doing blow off my butt...i guess i should thank you.
just thought you should know it took me an hour and a half to make soup. I had to keep laying on my kitchen floor. being 21 is hard.
I told my mom about how you got white girl wasted and sobbed about Whitney Houston. She sends her condolences.
tell her thanks so much
I really want to throw this drink in your face but it was 6 dollars that shits expensive
You fell asleep on the toilet and he was like uh should I take her off?
You have no concept of how high I am, do you?
He's on the porch naked. Help.
I wish u could call a dildo. Like you do a missing cell phone.
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