I hope you never procreate. Philly is already the ugliest city in the country.
We could sell used underwear with pictures of us wearing them.
Today in class was pretty awsome. I dont feel like i have to throw up and im actually paying attention. This is a first for friday
Just used the salt in the bottom of my mcdonalds bag from last night on the eggs i made this morning. Way too hungover for this
now were playing what girl doesnt belong in the picture of girls in bikinis.
Hey, I can't find my bed frame. Do you know who took it?
Thanks to her sunglasses tan, I can't look at her when she blows me cause it's like getting blown by a raccoon. A very talented raccoon
So the chick throws up over the rail from the 15th floor at the sky bar and I knew I would take her back to my hotel.
Dude, if I don't end up wearing a banana suit in Milwaukee, I will consider that trip a complete failure.
Get drunk. Masturbate to his picture. Fall asleep. Repeat. Fuck summer.
I feel like she is getting all kinds of bacterial exposure that may otherwise have been avoided had she been wearing pants
Many a woman has been in tears over the passing of my penis' whorish ways.
go for it girl, the world is ur dick oyster
Is there such thing as a tasteful dick pic? I think I just got one if they exist.
So the girl I met at the bar last night came home with me. Played with my puppy. And left.
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