16 and pregnant actually makes me really happy that i'm gay
making cat noises will not fix the situation.
Seriously... Things should be way more awkward... The entire female half of the bridal party INCLUDING THE BRIDE blew me in high school....
Can't decide which I like more. Telling a girl she's pregnant or telling her she has herpes. It's the little things that make medicine tolerable.
No Robbie is the name of a kid or dog, not an adult man who's fucking you.
Can't decide if I want to watch full house or the fleet wood Mac concert during the presidential debate.
His voice is like having sex with hot chocolate and then suddenly you're pregnant.
Im breaking out the trunk vodka tonight, its been aged to perfection.
I see you met someone special
You cannot meet up with him at the tailgate, his parents are there. What are you going to say "Hi I'm the one who fucks your son, can I get a cheeseburger?"
you just cant say you love him and then say you want to fuck your boss
I asked him if we could switch positions so I could watch the Olympics... I'd say date number two is a miss
I enjoy the level of friendship we have achieved until you ask me to determine what may or may not be gentile warts via iphone pic
I'm sorry about the spring break comment. I won't make anymore pornos, I promise.
I know I joke about running from my problems a lot but I'm 3 miles off-campus and need a ride
So I come home this morning to get ready for a job interview and there is garlic seasoning all over the hardwood and a knife in the wall. What. the. fuck.
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