I really like him. That's why I'm having sex with someone else, so he doesnt think i'm a slut.
I'm getting very good at recycling my hook ups. So even though i'm having more sex... I'm the same amount of slutty.
Yes! I like to call that picking from the buffet!
I woke up wearing a cow costume. I'm not even gonna try to recall what happened last night.
then again I'm sitting on a tree stump completely naked in the dark listening to some type of glee soundtrack.
The last thing I remember was doing a line in the shape of Texas
I left after my shirt got dropped in the toilet thinking that there was absolutely no good that could happen the rest of the evening. I hear I was very wrong.
There were two girls and a guy on a bed and now i can put porn director on my resume.
If we both finish he brings me a beer and cookies, if only he finishes I get wine and cheesecake. I think I'm in love.
do you remember the random banging on my door at 3 am wearing 2 budlight cases as a dress
It's a "party harder or raise your standards" kind if night.
Heres a quick tip! When getting black out head from your girlfriend dont come to and say "wait... wheres my girlfriend"
guys I just made $20 cause these random south african guys thought I wasn't wearing any underwear
Wearing my one sleeve dress...thought you'd like to know I shaved ONE armpit lol
Like he legitimately was standing straight up, feet on the roof, not holding on to a moving car.
I didn't expect the hobit to have that much sexual tension.
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