...is it true? will i see you next weekend
YES.
ah, i can't wait till there's negative 2 inches between us
i went to go through my sent box of drunk texts from last night and they were all deleted... i'm going to assume drunk me made the executive decision that sober me would be better off not knowing what they said
Just deleted any ex boyfriends and potential lovers from my phone in preparation for Vegas...
Come help me clean. I know we won't be getting our security deposit back...but I would like to move out with our dignity.
No worries you cant actually turn into a wine snob if you brew it in your closet....
Also, I don't remember opening my gifts from my family. It was cool when I woke up with a new ihome.
I've reached the point in my life where I desire cats more than men
He did not appreciate the "you did reuse the diamond" comment when looking at his new fiance's ring.
margarita monday on the first day back? my gpa is telling me noo! but my heart is telling me goo! I am conflicted..
I just want him to come back from NOLA alive, without an arrest record or stripper glitter on his clothes...
Those seems like unreasonable expectations for a bachelor party honestly...
Worrying about "What smells like cat pee?" is so much easier than worrying about "What am I doing with my life?"
Just got offered cocaine at ihop. Stay classy America.
My talents include parallel parking and over reacting about absolutely everything.. And drinking..
where the fuck are you? she just tazed two people and we're tripping shrooms...successful first night in new apartment!
I shit myself and fell down the stairs and I’m still finding shit In those pants.
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