But never have I ever had sex with a dirty talker before, so it was something else, to say the least. I signed up to get laid, not play Penthouse Mad Libs.
I think I'd remember a dick in my mouth
nobody understood you. You kept speaking french and hiding shit in your boobs
I woke with a ring of glitter around my dick.... I kinda don't want to wash it off
Just wanted to make sure that my favorite hot mess is still alive. I dont need words, just a response of any sort. K hope youre living
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This is sufficient.
There's been so much talk around your vagina it's like a local celebrity
I am watching the CFL at a Hooters in Texarakana. I made a poor life choice at some point that led me here.
I need to stop having one night stands with guys in my building so I can have someone to borrow milk from without it being awkward
My parents just out drank me... I cant get back to college soon enough
She could makes a perfectt roast dinner drunk but she nearly sets the kitchen alight microwaving popcorn.
Frankly, since I met you, I practically exist in a state of constant readiness for sex
I was so fucked up last night that I peed on his FATHER'S BED and fell asleep there. and yes. his father was asleep in the bed
Well now you know my birthday fantasy: gangbang consisting of men wearing NPR pledge t-shirts.
Where you at? Come home and endure this shit show called "The Second Presidential Debate".
Still riding the magical train of drugs so, yeah, Id say I feel great
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