But if ***** wants to get filthy... Tell her to throw a text my way ;)
the chick doesn't look like she's put anything in her mouth for weeks other than his dick.
The 3 of us think it's time to start drinking.
3?
Me, myself and I
I just heard a teenager say to his friend "dats my baby! i was hittin her up on myspace like gurllll. she got me steamin". must have missed the memo its 2005 and we still use myspace.
There's just this way he looks at me that makes me want to suck his soul out through his dick.
I would have been "that girl" at the party last night if it wasn't for that girl who puked in the potted plant...
Ran into him today. He apologized via facebook. sometimes I hate our generation
Dude, I just saw a sixteen year old girl in a catholic school uniform buying a pregnancy test... With a coupon!
we've decided whoever is stupid enough to use the condom that's tacked to the wall deserves to get pregnant.
Let us do this. Tomorrow night is thirsty Thursday. Let us drink whiskey from the bottle and have men in plastic gloves inscribe permanent images of each others faces onto our buttocks.
Would it be sharing too much to tell you that my nipples hurt so much that I couldn't comfortably go down the stairs?
Okay. This morning the comforter was wet, you were underwearless and using a tiny blanket. What'd you do??
I think I just figured out how to make weed tea in the coffeemaker.
Why is the floor coated in a 2 inch blanket of popcorn??
Wtf did i hit my head on?
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