is the fantasy fufillment of sex in a hot tub worth the possible infection?
im so glad i don't have to work tomorrow. I'm spendin all night on the new call of duty.
Wow. That's the gayest thing you ever said.
Look man i'm staying in playing videogames and growing a beard. Its not like i'm trying to get a girlfriend.
just passed out while on hold to see if i left my debit card at the bar last night.
Haha, you kept saying the cop was going to give you a ride home b/c "that's his job, it's summer."
Seriously, do normal people actually get work done being this hungover? No wonder the economy's in the shitter
If your plan is to re-bang every girl you banged in high school - you're gonna need a spread sheet and clip board.
Let us bow our heads and pray that I don't throw up in the tub
He was trying to talk to me about standards while he had a french fry box on his hand like a glove and was using it to flatten his cheeseburger.
He yelled "HOO-ah!" like Al Pacino when he pulled down his pants. Trust me, he has every right to.
Dude I puked in a snow bank and then fell face first into it
The hospital waiting room is starting to become a very familiar place to me.
I barfed on the cat last night. Just wanted to share.
There's a hole in our hallway wall. Don't hate me. I'll fix it. It's only about the size of a beach ball. I promise to never scale walls in our apartment ever again. Don't hate me. I love you.
You tried to see how many socks you can stuff in yor mouth and I just put on a damp sock. Is this what bestfriends have come to these days???
I'm fucked-out. That state of being high between fucked up and passed out.
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