One of my students just wrote an essay on how ninjas, like drug addicts, must realize they need help before they can get better...I gave it an A+
So I don't think its herpes anymore. Could be a sign of diabetes though. Is it bad that I consider getting diabetes 'dodging a bullet'?
I googled Canada's legal age of consent. I have good news. It's 14. Justin Bieber here I come...
i tried to hook up with a mom and then her husband came with num chucks
She greeted me with a new giants jersey and an opening day blowjob. this is true love.
It's now 3:30 and the guy I went home with is showering me with shredded cheese. Nbd.
I'll be honest with you, my dick was out at that point in time.
I know. She seems like she getting that "need some dick" restlessness. Might explain the feisty attitude
when i saw his roomate the next night he kept openly referring to me as "the girl who orgasms loud" when he would try to get my attention
Driving a mountain pass in the middle of a blizzard with the worst vodka gummybear hangover ever is gods way of telling me to keep the black-outing within a 15 mile radius to my house.
Just rolled up a joint with a cop standing right beside me. He just told us to not leave behind any garbage or empties. God I love canadian camping
Currently putting together my outfit for this weekend, AKA a poster board that says "I'll cook you breakfast and do all your laundry, take me home." On front and back
I'm experimenting with sincerity
No way hahaha I have zero intention of adding him I wanna just join in on a three some but mostly just be there for moral support and snacks
roommates are droppin acid, i really should stop them from staring directly at the light bulb, but their giggles are so enchanting.
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