you should probably quit with the whole "no homo" thing, especially when you are drunk, "mo homo"gives the wrong impression.
Some guy just watched me feed 30 dimes and 3 quarters for bread and cheese at the self checkout at walmart. I no longer comprehend shame...
Im drunk and they're making me play quiet game. Im scared. Baptists are here
Dude. She told me she felt bad for not giving me more blojobs. HOW COULD THAT HAVE GONE BETTER?
I just taped a plastic bag to my ceiling for the next time I have to throw up on the top bunk. Why am I so good at college?
6 margaritas later and free shots of tequila, i woke up with a fat lip and they said i blew my nose in a slice of bread
Announcement: Given the sad circumstances regarding the death of my dearest friend Chong the Bong, there will be a brief memorial service for him tomorrow evening at 10:30 at my place. After sharing some memories and sending his spirit off to the great bowl in the sky, we will all take place in the commemoration and maiden voyage of his son, Chong Squared, who eagerly waits to meet all of you. High blessings to you all, piece be with you.
I pretty much landed into this relationship penis first
I think they make you graduate because you get too old to go hard and become a risk. homecoming weekend wins again. fuck.
We just taught the Brazilian how to smoke out of a vuvuzela.
Remember that mom/daughter stripper team? Well i just met the ex husband/father in AA. WOW!!!! WOW....
I danced with this guy last night, I left like I was humped by a blind baby kangaroo trying to body-box.
Nursing home in NJ just got busted for prostitution and drugs...dropping off my deposit tomorrow
Somehow she talked me into getting my dick pierced, weird first date.
I want to start a guest book for my bed room so when dudes leave they can write a review
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