don't worry, i already broke the ice when i told the story about how i super glued a picture of big bird to my vag.
And. No one ejaculated on anyones face. This is all wrong
you were smoking 3 cigarettes at once saying 'cancer isn't real! Its all in your head!'
she is like cheap alcohol. you can only get so buzzed before you get sick.
You looked cold, so i decided to make you a blanket out of sticky notes.
i really care about you, respect you, another gay word, and another gay word... lets just drink
she left around the point i tried to tie her hair around my dick
my roommate had a few special brownies and wrapped my purse and one of my shoes and left them under the tree for me...
I would recommend NOT getting ass enhancement shots.
She kept calling herself DJ McDonalds and said she wanted to make some Egg McMusic.
Like I just asked Greg why I don't have a crown for my vagina. That drunk.
I can't have my last hookup before 21 have been behind a dumpster
How does it feel to date your dad?
For not being a nurse or a sex worker I have seen an alarming amount of penises.
It's National Whipped Cream Day, prep those nips
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