We succumbed to passion, and then he had to go meet his girlfriend. End of story.
Can you tell me why I have pubes stuck in my teeth?
closing bar tabs have helped me with simple math in college.
Just met a girl...She is complaining why on facebook you can't have more then one "open relationship"
I dont know how i feel about her from a moral standpoint...
I just spent 10 min explaining to my mom how orange is a strange color. I think she knows
You force fed me pizza in bed last night. That was fun
I'm not sure what is worse, the fact that Hoffman doesn't sell vodka before 9am or that I was trying to buy vodka at 8:30am.
Sometimes I just want to serenade his penis with cheesy 80s songs.
Made it just outside my dorm and yack on the front dirt. Wave to a dad thats staring, continue on my way.
Update: day 5 and Scott has not left the apartment. Still smoking. Pizza roll supply dwindling.
Im shooting goldshlager and waxing my crotch
it's pizza time hurry your sexcapades
My legacy here is being that tiny blonde girl that threw someone down and shouted "Fuck your face, I'm Dee Dee Ramone."
No biggie, just trying to keep my liver function in the green
He stumbled out of their hotel room and yelled, "I'M ON A STATEWIDE TOUR. I'VE BEEN IN KENTUCKY AND OKLAHOMA."
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