How can i ever say i miss u when u wont go away
i was puking in the toilet, he walked in and to talk to me and started puking in the sink.. Could this be my perfect man??
I'm sorry..where i come from learning how to exploit a wealthy middle aged man is a right of passage
I checked into jail on foursquare
I had to convince you not to write "happy birthday to the first guy who fingered me" on his facebook wall, right above the post from his current girlfriend's mother.
I may have broken a few toes and my face hurts. I do know that I pissed the bed so at least I've got some closure there
We have 10 gallons of home brew. And james has an amazonian blow dart weapon that sticks in bags and the wall. Come over
That's the girl I met who was peeing on the driveway with me. We bonded
Did you know that if you hit someone in the head with a frozen loaf of bread you can knock them unconscious?
you don't understand it took me an hour and a half to escape that bed, I had to memorize his sleeping patterns.
drunk me cartwheeled over a turtle sandbox & slit my foot open on a cinder block. how do you explain that to a doctor?
I never thought I'd say this but there's too many dicks around here.
momentary stint on a second floor library computer...guy next to me snorted blue adderall off his notebook through a cut straw, i cant tell if this guy is my hero or just plain crazy...
Dude, my back STILL hurts from carrying the team on BP last night.
Can you recommend a quality dick? I haven’t had a good sexing in a while
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