I thought you said his peep was too small
it is but i have no money and nothing is on tv until 7 when americas next top model comes on.
So tired and we had a cokehead in the salon today making us bleach her whole head because she thought it would let her pass her drug test for custody of her kid
Oh.My.God.
and she said "My body is an orphanage, I take everybody in"...
I'm like cupid
You're a whore with a bow and arrow
I think my multiple attempts of taking his life, no matter how unintentional they were, has put a damper on our friendship
I remember key bumps, porn and a mom in my bed. Sums up my day.
that is an amazing summary hahaha
You were buying shots for everyone, saying, "I got a tax refund. I'm a MILLIONAIRE."
Yeah we do. It needs to be like a good penis- long, substancial, and able to make people cry.
Sware then you fell into me doing a Tarzan swing thing and my margherita spilled and shattered all over this guy and sice you were on the ground you tried to pull it off by twerking on the floor lmfao
I threw up off of your balcony and it must have been loud because the dog downstairs went insane.
I made a nest in his bed. I'm not leaving
why do guys have to express their feelings when they know your seeing someone else ? I fucked him anyways to make him feel better , and to know what he's missing.
Is there a tactful way to ask "how are your balls?" Or do I just ask point blank
If my one night stand asked me to move in with him right after does it still count as a one nighter?
he's like the highest ranking tongue wizard i know.
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