we dont do blackfin have a good night :)
Now i know why people get high. I sat in the same chair for about 3 hours and the only thing i worried about was how far away my chinese food was.
The plus side of allergy season is that after our weekend coke binge my runny nose fits right in.
In less than 3 minutes we had 3 security guards running after us
I'm drunk and you're awesome. let's stay this way forever.
Don't you dare blame me for walking in one walking in on ur fuck session....u decided to fuck where we hid our booze
So who was trying to make it rain last night in the bathroom? There are pieces of dollar bill everywhere
WHY did you say no to the sex seance?
Sure go ahead and start this 'business' with him...just don't come crying to me when you have to fake your own death in two years
Cheers to being single today. There's an entire box of franzia with my name on it.
Every FB picture she has looks like it's from the POV of the guy she's blowing
WHO ARE THESE GUYS WHY AN ORGRY ON A MONDAY LMAO
I'm gonna have to get a lube sherpa.
All right well I’m making her sugar cookies and sleeping with her husband tonight. Just another manic Monday
What is the best medium with which to say, "Happy Birthday, I'm having your abortion"... Cake? Card?
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