is it wrong to smoke out middle schoolers?
yes...dear jesus what did you do?
bwahaha. ask your little brother in about 20 minutes. im dropping him off.
Using pot as a way to stop crying probably isn't a good sign huh?
Meh, some people pop Prozac, you smoke weed. Po-tay-to. po-tah-to
my penis says it needs to be in something. my phonebook says its you
No, we ended up finding him drunk at a bus stop downtown sitting on the bench asking people for chocolates and amazing stories to "rid his mind of his whore of a girlfriend"
Got laid at the last second. Facebook chat is good for something afterall.
just found his boxers balled up inside my tights, hidden in my freezer. damn i love college.
I do. There's a bald headed guy whose kinda hot. I might rub his head. I've only had 2 beers
I think he offered to cook me dinner or cook me for dinner. Not really sure. Just smiled and nodded.
Do you know how I hurt my ankle or my shoulder? Or the origin of any of the following mystery bruises: left quad, left wrist, right elbow. Thanks for playing.
Hold on I'm doing something revolutionary that blossomed from a high idea
He is stood at the top of the stairs nursing the stolen cat
He's an acquired taste, like S&M or those crunchy things they put in salads
Croutons?
Next time you're baked eat baked beans and potato chips together. Like dip them in the beans. It's so good
My little brother found me on Instagram. If I'm not already the shame of my family, I'm about to be.
Im blaming it on six shots of Jack, loneliness and a chemical imbalance. That's the best I can think of...
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