Hahahhahaha! Oooh get it! Ugh I am so dead but if I go to the lib whuich I will hopefully b havung sex instead, ill hit u up
Did I miss anything?
A gay irish pirate, a caveman and hunter s tompson.
so we also did drugs
She says ass holes are for stuffing, the verb, not stuffing, the noun.
The "puke-towel" started to grow something...
Just say you're the husband at the front desk to get in. She's in room 15 at the ER.
what? who is this?
He needs a high five right to the fucking mouth. With a chair. Or an atomic bomb.
The only explanation I can think of is that he still likes me. Which gives me an enormous amount of power over him and makes me laugh with malicious intent.
HE GAVE ME ONE OF HIS BEERS.
YOU'RE THE CHOSEN ONE.
Oh you know..Chillin with your dad.
With a fannypack full of drugs.
Of course I have to cross through a walk for hunger
I kept having to give myself encouraging advice like, "you know how a path works"
What section do you want to sit in? The screaming girls section or the "when you guys were popular I was straight and pretended not to like you guys" section?
Im sorry you'll never get the feeling of closeness when you go to pee outside and you realize you're peeing right where someone else just peed
He's going to be in the air guitar championships in june. Need I say more.
stop texting me about your public sex.
says she who narrated getting eaten out in a movie theatre over text to me
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