We stole some shitttt from king sooper's. fuck yeaaa
what did you steal
frozen pizza, cat litter, and preperation H. not much different than my usual grocery list.
HOW DID U BEAT A GAY GUY IN GAY CHICKEN?
I remember tearing his shower curtain down but I don't remember trying to shave my vag...
I just saw my first passed out person, sprawled out on the sidewalk like they died. I wanted to take a pic but I thought that screamed "tourist"
Idk man I'm just a giant talking marshmallow ready to be toasted and dipped in chocolate
My vag has a bald spot. That is so middle aged. Is this my midlife crisis?
we should look into getting a golf cart for the weekend. i have a feeling legs wont be a sufficient source of transportation.
And I can say one thing, I look pretty good in high wasted pants. I don't know if that helps. But I do. God I'm high.
She showed me her tits and my first thought was "I want these to feed my future children." I'm scared.
He also turned out to be underage (the fucking liar) so we had to get drunk on cooking sherry
Gays age differently than straights. 29 is like 45 in gay years. Next year I'll be in adult diapers and applying for medicaid.
He's drunk and I'm pain-killer high and we're about to watch fireworks at disney world. It's gonna be fucking magical
It's okay to masturbate while watching the Comey testimony right?
this poor kid thinks hes going to have his first time with both of us
We got stoned and watched Disney movies all night. I think I'm in love.
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