I was just curling my hair topless and I just burned my nipple. Ouch.
ur dog is so gonna tell on us one day.
for doing what?
for smoking bowls out on the deck while your parents aren't home.
At Wal-Mart last night I watched two guys scramble for $4.34 to pay for a pack of ping pong balls and red solo cups. They had to put the .34 on a credit card. Winter break begins!
i dont even know how to be here
The look I see on guys faces when they realize my nipples are pierced remind me of when my mom used to come home from the grocery store and surprise me with poptarts.
It started as a joke and ended with a trip to the emergency room, a broken macbook and a gigantic hole in the concrete of my driveway.
I drank entirely too much. My skin hurts to wear
If she doesn't judge me for bringing my vibrator in the tanning bed, I know she is a true friend.
I think the Predator is hunting me in my house. If I don't text you later, send Danny Glover. I love you all.
was it wrong to tell him he's welcome in my pants any time?
Full disclosure. I fucked the fatty from work and shit is weird now.
I will rip it off your body in ways are socially offensive but you still kind of like.
She had her pubic hair down there shaved into the superman s............. Best one night stand ever.
Does your drug dealer have a printer I can use??
Oh the best part of having sex with him was that he made me a smoothie after
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