Got a plan. Ill do rock paper scissors and if you win we smoke a joint. Throw rock.
Her hair smelled like a rat dipped in mustard on fire
other girls like to lick balls but none of them live for it like u do
I'm at the bar and they've turned up lady gaga to cover the sound of the fire alarm.
Hey did where's my bong?
In the tree out back .... Top branch on the right
Should I bother to ask?
second attempt at shower sex: failed after the water turned orange bc of a fire up the street. this is just not meant to be
How did "just two beers for happy hour" turn into naked backyard wrestling?
I'm waiting at the bar and am surrounded by unattractive women.
You need to get here and rebalance this disturbance in the force.
Yeah sorry about that. I got pulled into the Russian student society's end of term party. There was too much vodka and eurodance to come help you pack.
Your resume just got faxed, I also modified it a bit and sent it to strip clubs...expect weird phone calls...
It's cool dude. The dank is in the form of premade smores with honey grahm crackers, marshmallow cream and 420 brand choc. bars. NV weed laws have nothing on me.
I still can't get the taste of her nipples and the udon noodles out of my mouth
I wonder how long it will take her to realize that I peed in her night stand.
The thing I'm gonna miss about him is his dick.
The dogs decided to play a new game called "Who Can Scream the Loudest?"
I won.
Randomize
