rough night. sneezed a watermelon seed this morning and apparently I drunk dialed my boss for a ride home. twice.
we had sex three times last night.. but now im just wet from him crying on my stomach about how much he misses his ex.. awesome
I think any school that has COCKS written on it's baseball hats has their priorities straight.
I'm not saying we can't have sex tonight, I'm just saying we have to work it around Lost.
If you weren't supposed to have sex with your ex then they wouldn't rhyme.
What did I eat last night that was bloody?
My vagina and my morals are playing tug of war
Made dad pull of the highway twice on the way home so I could puke. Yeah i'd say we ended the semester well.
Don't smoke out front when you get home there's gasoline involved I'll tell you later
I wish I cared about making my vagina as presentable as you do.
Definitely! I will do that this week. Right now, watching drag queens play with my dad's beard.
my suitemate came in my room last night and flashed me. and then she just walked away. deff transferred to the right school
You ate my pie without asking. So don't get butt hurt if I send you link to plus size clothing stores.
Nothing says depression like laying in your bed stoned, naked, and eating a cupcake
I was asked to be part of a mmf threesome. I think I'd rather stay home, watching Orange is the New Black and cuddle with my cat though
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