I just had my first uncircumcised penis. I kept staring at it like the foreskin was going to fall off on its own.
Dude, Her having kids just means she puts out.
just once id like to meet someone on craigslist who isnt fat
You think they'd ask my permission before turning Pajamarama into an orgy. I saw too many of my friends dicks at once the door got kicked down.
In case you were wondering, it hurts when the bouncer throws your phone at you after kicking you out of the strip club for taking pictures.
I accidently showed a girl my balls already today. Made me think of you.
Like, he's a nice guy. But he's better at fingering than he is at speaking.
Today wasn't Sunday Funday, it was more like Sunday god is taking a shit on my life day
I wish you were awake and high the same times I was awake and high. And also in the same state. So we can fuck passionately.
OUR DIABOLICAL SLUT PLAN HATH COMMENCED!
Don't blame me. My vagina leads me astray.
I am actually offended he hasn't asked me to sleep with him yet to get better grades...I wanted the whole college experience.
I couldn't even tell you how many times I've said "wrong hole" today
extra points if i make kids and or the elderly cry
These girls next to us are doing shots called bath salts. Sadly this is the classiest bar I've been to since i moved to PA
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