You don't need id to drink rum in an alley.
You closed the sidewalk off to pedestrians last night. With a glitter covered safety cone
i have a real life question, do ur boyfriends pretend to be vampires ever?
after last night my drinking related hospital bracelet collection is up to 13
Just put your hair in a bun. We're going out to drink, not to impress people.
Let's learn from last year: Leave the handcuffs at home on St Patrick's Day.
So I get to my parents and walk in the door so my mom knows I'm safe and alive and my grandpa looks at me and says "were you being someone's bitch". And I about died of laughter
Wow, he seems so solid
Is it rude to ask for an autograph after giving him a blowjob in their hotel's hot tub?
Walked in on my roommate covering his dick in blue frosting. Am staying with my folks for the Forth. See you Monday if the brain bleach works.
Watching a bear prancing around in a tiara is worth a loss of bar time.
After walking ten blocks barefoot in Boston I've concluded drunk me needs to make better decisions.
Places I vomited today: hotel bathroom, in the cab to the airport, airport bathroom, airport terminal trashcan, plane seat 18E, and the plans bathroom
Fun wedding?
Yes. Very.
I think I'm emotionally ready to start being a slut again. I'm excited.
So I was dancing on a table with these three girls and my bro. Started to makeout with one and as the song ended I asked what her name was. She said, and I quote, "Nate we hooked up two weeks ago". To which my reply was to lift my beer to bro and proclaim, "RAGE".
I wasn’t trying to be creepy it just happened
I’m beginning to think that’s your defining personality trait.
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