Yes. Hungover. All the boys are going wakeboarding. Boys only. I wish I was a gay guy so I could go wakeboarding but still suck dick.
sometimes you just have to masturbate at your friend's house.
Just set a new record on Need For Speed at the arcade. Had to enter Tiger Woods as the name.
Dude I still wanna know who I had sex with on new years eve
The working title of my paper? "Tailgating: A Big Clusterfuck of Kids Who Dont Actually Give a Shit about Football"
for future reference: even when 4 loko is flat it still fucks you up. im near a tree. come find me.
Couldn't get it up. She asked me what she was doing wrong. Didn't have the heart to tell her. I appreciated her willingness to adapt, but she's pretty much gonna look that bad her whole life.
I need to find a more grown up way of dealin with a hangover at the office than pringles and mountain dew at 8:30 am...
How do we turn this unicorn pinata into a bong?
Can you think of a sexual word rhyming with snorkel?
He came over in a blaze orange vest with a case of beer and a shotgun yelling about "Dove Season" then passed out in the lawn. There he lies
Can I join you for some emotional "Post: The Ohio State University's first lose in football after a 24 game winning streak" sex?
That awkward moment when you realize you've been secretly blackout dating someone for three months. Drunk me is in a committed relationship.
So there i was right, midnight, washing my junk off in my bathroom sink.
Why does my mask smell like doritoes?
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