just sold my soul for a pack of cigaroos. little do they know they got the short end of the deal. suckers.
normal stoners make pot brownies. gay stoners make pot chocolate covered cherries on a cinnamon graham cracker crust which by the way are very effective.
I just found blacked-out interviews on my voice recorder. Go journalism.
i remember getting really pissed off when you wouldn't let me sleep in the garage with your cat.
Don't mean to be rude. But did you, by any chance, cut down a tree from my neighbors backyard last night? And did you also drag it to my yard and burn it?
Whatever. He's going to tie me up tonight whether he wants to or not.
It's getting increasingly easier to use his emotional instability to my advantage. That's about all he has going for him right now.
We went to Denny's and he threatened to fight an entire high school track team by himself
Just made a floating bacon boat for the hot tub. This is what America is all about.
I went on a psycho cleaning spree so I feel I've earned the right to spend the day in bed watching porn and eating sausage biscuits. If you bring alcohol you can join me.
All other girlfriends are inferior. You are the chosen one.
I woke up and my backpack was empty. He used me for sex, and back to school supplies.
We kinda got asked to leave the strip club and on the way out, you fell again. When you finally got up we got a standing ovation from the girls behind the bar and you took a bow. It was awesome.
Nobody wants to date "Eats Taco Bell Secretly In Her Car" Girl
I am a bad person
You slept with him. Was it good?
I wasnt going to but I was too lazy to blow up the air mattress
It seems I've entered my 21st birthday the same way I entered this world: naked, crying and smothered in someone else's bodily fluids...
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