dude do u know what u did last night?
do i wanna know???
you totally walked in on some couple fuckin in their unlocked dorm room asking for directions to ur room...
last night he was wasted watching Entourage and changed everyone in his phone book to LLOYD!!!!
so he just called his new girlfriend by my name and she was too drunk to even notice how awkward..
there is no way i'm buying plan b and condoms at the same time
no do it! it shows that you acknowledge your mistakes and you are proactively working towards a solution.
It's like that depressing moment when you drop your cocaine in the snow.
went from writing my paper to watching obamas speech to crushing beers and singing springsteen in a crowd of 100 within 20 minutes. I love this country
This was baby jesus's way of getting you to wait until the next bikini wax
I'm afraid you are becoming too bourgeois with your switch from boxed wine to bottled.
Did you shave a certain someone in his sleep last night?
Hooked up with a guy that looked like Dean Thomas. Mediocre at best, but I stopped myself from calling him Dean in bed. So I got that going for me.
He yelled "HOO-ah!" like Al Pacino when he pulled down his pants. Trust me, he has every right to.
She's the perfect storm of great hair, big boobs, intellectualism, and mild moral ambiguity.
Wall of shame with a backpack full of beer bottles, cowboy hat in hand, and a handlebar mustache. I was applauded by a passing car
I need to leave my mind and my stupid vagina are having fight over who's right
The hangover struggle is to real, just passed the drive thru window. Twice.
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