This chick, for whatever reason, has serious "Leave your wife and kids and also break up her young marriage in order to frolick for a good 2 weeks before I realize that she's just like the rest of them and I made a huge mistake and ruined a lot of lives in the process" potential. It's SO INTRIGUING.
Yah man, that place is surreal
Man, I'm from Tennessee. What the fuck is surreal?
Clothes are such an inconvenience.
I feel like none of my dresses scream slut the way I'd like them to
I am way too high for this. Some guy just keeps talking about music and life goals and he apparently has lived in every city we mention we are going
We have a hundred jello shots. Lines will be crossed.
Ok so now that we've actually had sex do I get the last name or are u really witness protection status?
let's make a party pact right now just as precaution for this trip: ill make sure you don't piss yourself if you make sure I don't bang my cousins friends. deal?
I want morning sex. We can incorporate maple syrup into it somehow, it'll be fun
He fed us edamame like baby birds. Slowly all coming back to me.
I've been back for one day and I've already given two bjs. Improvement from last year.
Like pizza and mermaids make up about 1/3 of my thoughts on the weekends.
I swam, I rode a bicycle, I rode a horse, I danced. It was like a real life tampon advert.
He’s over 6 feet has amazing posture and went to Harvard and has an awesome job and a great dick and loves Jesus and is an organ donor
Is this the guy you have listed as free food in your phone
Noooo he’s listed as free food #5
She made kool-aid with tequila instead of water and rolled a blunt about the size of an Oscar Mayer hot dog. Best blind date I've ever had. I think I will love her tell my dieing day!
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