ok think of it like jelly beans. if you can learn to like the licorice ones, youll always have lots of them because no one else wants them. its the same with fat chicks
Hooked up with my old baby sitter last night, so what do I do? As I was sucking her tits I decided it would be a good idea to say " goo goo gah gah"....it wasn't a good idea.
He asked if he could fuck me while on chat roulette.
if u cant get laid at this wedding we need to have a looooooong talk about the possibility of u becoming a lesbian
for once, the $56 i am about to pay for plan b was actually worth the sex.
he has a puerto rico area code and says his name is johnny cash. extremely suspect
The best part about this city is obvious. Someone saw me crouching by a bar pissing in my leftover Panera bread bowl and they just winked.
Have you SEEN his girlfriend?? Or talked to her? Christ almighty I'd drink every day just to die let alone black out
Just got a Snapchat of his dick with the caption 'We miss you.'
That's true love, there.
Cant really say how it happened but i woke up in the middle of the night and somehow pissed all over connors dad
Anyone see the sob who took the piñata?
It's 11:13am and my chem prof is drinking a beer in class. I guess finals week is stressful for them too
Not sure but if it exists I will find it and I will fill my face with it
my comprehension of H.D. Thoreau really dives after 8 beers.....
It will astound me if they ever let you graduate.
I had a date last night. His dog threw up in his bed while we were having sex in it.
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