one might say we're banned from that church
i'm pissing behind 7/11. if you guys leave... i'll think it's funny too
Fake titties should be able inflate and deflate like tires. So on Saturday you can put on your Double D hooker titties or Sunday put on your size B church tits.
idk if its the weather or the "im still drunk" or the morning sex i just had with my roommates gf but that was def the most enjoyable walk in the rain ever
just heard a tri-delta girl talking about her drunken escapades last weekend...it's like the exact plotline to a hardcore porno.
answer the phone. i thought i was eating cheese but it was butter. i ate a lot of it.
just so you know, you can get through airport security with handcuffs no questions asked
Please tell me this is my four loko that I just woke up in....
Uggh answer your phone, you are the only one I know who'll be proud of what I woke up next to this morning .
Just a smidgen more estrogen and shed be golden
She's got a legit dose of dude going on
No kidding. All she needs is a cheek full of chewing tobacco and I'd have fucked John wayne.
Teeth make me feel like a dinosaur. Can you feel yours?
I think the 8 yr old is hitting on me and they just prayed for the salvation of third world countries
If you've never been pounded by an Eastern European body builder, I would highly recommend it.
One time she showed me her pierced nipples in our high school locker room and now she has a daughter
What can I say, I just want your vagina in my mouth.
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