okay I'm thinking he doens't have a facebook...I'm on page 28 of Hunters
ok you need to stop NOW
I had to remind him that there is no "age exchange rate" between the u.s. and spain, and that 16 will always equal 16
he just flicked a booger into my mouth and shouted "goaaaal!"
Its not small because its small, Its small because it was cold outside
The venue for the new years party is close to the hospital for obvious reasons.
I just found a list in your handwriting titled "Places I've Peed." The National Mall and 'under the second bridge after the bend in the road' are two of the tamer entries. I tip my hat.
I waxed the left side of it and was in too much pain to do the right side so my crotch looks like cruella devil
Holy shit, Uber is testing a service to summon an ice cream truck.
Bring me the penis of the founder so I may endlessly fellate him. Or cunnalinge. I don't discriminate.
I just wanted to let u know that I called the taco people and informed them what the fuck is up.
You lit a fire in my vagina no man can extinguish.
Is it a bad thing that I've made out with everybody I work with?
I hope you get a lego stuck in your dickhole
How weird would it be to ask your bro to 3d print your dick for me
HAPPY BIRTHDAY I ATE TOO MUCH OF AN EDIBLE AND TOLD MY BARISTA I LOVED HER
May I the honors of taking your dick tonight?
The honor would be all mine.
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