you kept calling numbers in ur phone book and saying, "I love your show, I'm a long time listener, first time caller."
Drinking Grey Goose on the toilet. Don't make me graduate.
You peed for a solid 5 minutes last night and turned around halfway through to give everyone watching a thumbs up
I'm in new territory... I've never had to convince a guy to let me give him head as an apology.
Just found a picture of me licking the bouncers ear last night
If you try to operate on me with a Bic pen and vodka, I'm never talking to you again
How do you think the people in my class would react if I ripped all my clothes off and jumped on him right now?
I bet it kind of sucks while you do community service I'm getting blown in the shower. haha
I have fireworks and redbull; let's make heart attack inducing magic happen.
I know it was your bday but bringing a airhorn and blowing it yelling "buy me a fucking shot" in the bartenders face was a little uncalled for
Know what I do when I'm in that mood? Whenever anyone talks to me I just hiss like a cat. They go away.
pretty sure I blew his mind with the sex last night. He repaid me with a five minute conversation about power rangers.
One day soon I'll learn the difference between a good high and way too high. Today is not the day.
Be happy for me... Or horny... Or be a really good friend and feel what I want you to feel. Jealousy
IT'S MY BIRTHDAY. I SHOULDN'T HAVE TO DRIVE 3 HOURS FOR BIRTHDAY SEX.
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