you didnt say anything until i brought it up today. i guess i misjudged your maturity.
I guess I misjudged your gender.
Don't worry I'll hold the wheel while you cum
We've finally come to the understanding that as long as our conversation stays stricaly sexual, we get along.
The freshman sure do fuck up the whataburger line at 2am
When he went down on me, I saw his bald spot... It completely ruined the experience
I got a Luke Skywalker costume so I can go do battle with the homeless guy who plays the fiddle dressed as Darth Vader downtown.
The yard is growling at me WHAT DID U GIVE ME?
We stuck the straw in the bourbon as a joke, you saw it as a challenge.
So coach him. No guy wants to admit being unsure of something in bed. It's a man-law or something.
He must have sensed I was about to trade him in...he's really stepped up his sex game
Are you still crying. What are you doing. Have 10 shots of tequila.
What kind of costume was that supposed to be??
I'm an orgasm trader!
nana can keg stand better than me. should i be proud?
You have to get it done early. Like a dick drive by. Hit it and run.
Beard. Chest hair. Job.
The holy trinity.
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