Its a bunch of hippies dancing in front of a stobe light. For ten dollars I could have gone to the strip club and at least had a lap dance
his prince albert piercing just severely cut the roof of my mouth. can you pick me up at the hospital if he drops me off?
Just chased ups truck with a half wiped ass for you. You're making dinner tonight
Wierdest expirience of my life this girl literally just knocked on my door at 140am to blow me in the shower. Idk what im doing but im doing it right
Their engagement party consisted of them doing shots, yelling at each other, leaving for 30 minutes, and coming back with smiles.
I'd say they're off to a great start!
Well for number 40 i would prefer to at least like the guy attached to the dick
Please send me a thumbs up pic afterwards. No homo. After you've redressed and are heading for the walk of shame out of course
I am drinking green tea.... My liver is in shock
You were definitely drunk. You gave him an otphj in front of everyone.
I dressed up as a "typical white girl" which meant I wore my yoga pants and uggs all night. BEST. IDEA. EVER. Most comfy halloween everrrr.
He asked me how flexible I was and all I could think about was that time I threw my back out putting in a tampon.
I have a horrible feeling I left my dildo in the kitchen today after washing it. This is my life.
She's asleep in a fisher-price toy car
RUDE you're the one missing half a nipple...
IT HEALED AND GREW BACK TO BE A FULL HEALTHY NIPPLE OKAY
On a scale of 1 to hungover I’m definitely throwing up at the office today.
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