I'm not really sure actually. until I fell in love with a boy (which was just a few weeks ago) I thought my attraction to men was purely physical.
so you were gay...and then you realized you were EVEN MORE gay
Eric said he heard us having sex the other night. He said i did a great job.
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this should be fun to decipher. I'd like to buy a vowel.
It was kind of weird
What did your mom walk in?
She flung her tampon across the room.
i'm pleased to announce i can now open a bottle of wine with my shoe if called upon to do so.
It's sad really how 5 am brings with it a distinction from drunken to pathetic.
It's Christmas week. I wouldn't know what to do if i wasn't hung over.
You hit on my mom and then passed out in the kiddie pool.
I know. he thinks we're 'meant to be'. No we're fucking not. God wouldn't give my soulmate a pencil dick.
we probably should not get naked in my neighbor's garage again. just sayin
i found you in bed eating fish fillets dipped in chocolate pudding
The teenager outdrank all of us. All. Of. Us. I woke up and she was getting everyone water and fruit snacks. I give up.
My arms in a cast, how am I supposed to have sex with only one hand?
more importantly I need two hands to eat pie
you ate an entire watermelon by using a CD as a spoon, then proceeded to chuck the leftovers at some dudes car...
He’s like an awkward walking penis that has a personality attached
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