make sure to take notes today. there is a guy in a wheelchair who might be getting a DUI from a cop on horseback. I'm gonna see this through.
i wish i could post a picture of his odd shaped penis on facebook and label it "wtf???"
i think the cat found all the blow we lost...
just saw a guy throwing up in the urinal at Dennys. Either he had one hell of last night or we are going to eat somewhere else
Just made a coke joke and literally drooled on myself. How do we feel about pavlov's theory of conditioning now?
I can't even teach it... It's just natural slutyness.. My mom has it too
lets be honest. she's not NEARLY as much fun to fb creep since she got out of rehab...
Im drunk with people I love less than you. fix it.
After she saw a msg in his phone from me that listed the reasons why I love his cock, I don't think I can deny fucking her ex.
The worst that could happen is you end up with a black eye and I get laid.. I'm okay with my end of that bargain.
THERE IS A VIDEO OF DMX SINGING RUDOLPH THE RED NOSE REINDEER
I'm officially in the Christmas spirit
She was giving me head while we were in my tree house, my mom then came out to let the dog out so she stopped so I would stop groaning, was it good? You tell me
Did I run into a tree or get punched in the face?
Both.
I just noped my wife on Tinder. Turns out I was the second one to find out that we both have it.
He apologized for cumming on my leg, but not for ghosting me for 3 weeks before :(
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