There is no point in being painfully greyhound thin if you are then going to dress like it's raining in 1992.
Well his aunt was in the next room so we had to be quiet. I felt like i was on an episode of silent library.
It's 3 am and my parents just came up the driveway in a limo. They didn't leave in a limo. I'm scared to even ask.
On that note; HAPPY 21: THE SEQUEL from the back of an ambulance!!
Now that I've lowered my makeout age to 21 I have a whole new sea to fish in.
one night of dollar margs at dinner and dollar beers at the bar later, i am throwing up in his shower and gurgling soap and water to kill the taste of sin in my mouth. dollar days need to stop endng like this.
It's like my butt was the only innocence I had left and now I don't even have that.
Did you guys seriously let me trade my id for a kebab last night??
I'm just trying to absorb as much of the fluids from the carpet as I can.
He took my virginity but also my remaining pizza. i dont know how to feel right now.
Well while you were being a dick I was taping back together a cougars broken heart
She put a shot in my mouth and then hit me with a pillow..
We duck taped Dave to a rolling chair and shoved him in the bed of the truck then took off for a bit.. We didn't explain it that way when the nurse asked what happened though.
I mean seriously with your cock and my tits combined we could rule the world. Pinky and the brain style
did anyone ever come to your door asking about the blood on the floor?
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