i cvme to yuor rooom...wherer are youf?
please be gone before i get back
I can’t believe the potential orgy I left behind at Waffle House.
question: from what angle do you give a hand job. im confused..
Dave a horae rider a coqw boy
His roommate just snorted a line of Smirnoff off the desk. I could really fit in here.
Ughhhh. Finnnneeeeee. I'll have sex with your brother. Sheesh. The things I do for you woman.
Is it bad that i wanna bang this girl ONLY because she looks like my cousin?
I hate it when the guy who runs the chicken and waffles truck is convinced that I run a cult.
that is the opposite of a normal text message.
I'm FaceTiming Pizza Hut.
This late night dumpster diving sesh is making my quads cramp up
I know. In fairness he did tell me to throw up out his window onto his roof so I don't think he's pissed at me but I'm still mortified by the whole situation.
went to class still drunk this morning and my professor made the class give me a round of applause and said, "see people, THIS is inspirational... if she can make it to class in this condition there is no excuse not to show up!"
I would really like it if you guys got out of my bush
it’s my vagina i can do what i want to
Just to let you know we went to the circus yesterday...in case you didn't remember
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